MANGO JUICE

840px:

life hack: remember to compliment people on qualities other than their looks. remind them of their kindness, thoughtfulness, and intelligence. tell them about how powerful and capable they are.

du4ne:

me liking your selfie could either mean “that’s a nice picture friend” or “i want to bend you over a table” but you’ll never know

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bagmilk:

mom i can’t go to school today i’m ugly

crankily:

I put the pro in procrastination

unfollower:

i ordered pizza and i was like ‘hey sorry you have to work on thanksgiving’ to the delivery girl and she was like ‘i feel worse for the person ordering pizza on thanksgiving’ ouch

gusmen:

"i don’t watch tv" proudly says a person who spends 8 hours a day on the internet

akanedee:

if you ever call me annoying, even if it’s just jokingly, the chances of me ever speaking to you again are slim to none because I’ll be so afraid that every little word or sound that comes out of my mouth will aggravate you and make you cringe and hate my existence

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f4me:

If a single teacher can’t teach all the subjects
Then how do they expect a single student to learn all the subjects fuck

strictlyteen:

mild-bloom:

i dont need a valentine i need 8 million dollars and a fast metabolism

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