MANGO JUICE

snazziest:

people who dont flush the toilet must be eliminated

meowrailsprite:

animatedcatastrophe:

I JUST GOOGLED WHAT CAUSES PERIOD PAINS AND APPARENTLY IT’S BECAUSE THE UTERUS CONTRACTS AND THAT CUTS OFF THE FUCKING BLOOD SUPPLY 

PEOPLE WITH PERIOD PAINS ARE LITERALLY FEELING THEIR UTERUS TRYING TO KILL ITSELF 

hello yes 911 this is an emergency my uterus is trying to kill itself

sollux:

DO YOU EVER WANNA MEET SOMEONE IN PERSON SO BAD YOU GET ALL EXCITED THINKING ABOUT IT AND MENTALLY PLAN OUT A DAY EVEN THOUGH ITS NEVER GONNA HAPPEN

methvevo:

should i message them again or am i just being really clingy and annoying: a life story by me

I like how on Tumblr we all have lots of sass but in real life we can’t say hi without fucking up.

tyleroakley:

NEW VIDEO: “#SELFIE - if you want all my love, just reblog this post… you never know what might happen. I’m following some who do!

"   if you consider a woman
less pure after you’ve touched her
maybe you should take a look at your hands   "

(via solacity)

I will never not reblog this

(via nuedvixx)

"   The best kiss is the one that has been exchanged a thousand times between the eyes before it reaches the lips.   "
(via peakehboo)

jpgay:

atleast i dont say eargasm when i hear a good song 

substiel:

Some guy just whistled at me while driving by and my dad goes “don’t worry, that was for me”

bitchytbh:

having “feelings” is ruining my reputation of being a heartless bitch 

like
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64kbps:

soulja boy tell em. im too shy

whiteblackjesus:

internetexplorers:

when children do things and u just wanna murder them

like be children